Faster than the speed of li...

...ttle munchkins

Well they aren't that fast anyways...

Heh, you thought I was going to say light; but lets take light...

Unlike the speed of munchkins, light travels at a ridiculously fast rate.... oh and fun fact, did you know that if you were going as fast as half the speed of light and you saw light pass you, light would still look like it was traveling at its full speed from your point of view? Crazy huh? It's been proven by numerous experiments. Even if you head straight into a light beam, it would be traveling at the same constant speed. Why? Because time does not play a factor. If an object moves fast enough in space, it disregards time.

So I have an idea... lets all put our mushy brains to work and make a car that moves faster than the speed of light... then we can go in it and chill for about an hour watching tv and come out and it would be the year 2892...

Yes in the year 2892 the world has come under the control of one government... called X291. His majesty, the royal Amabo is an okay ruler, but much like our current president, the people are very disatisfied with him. There are no more trees or any sort of greenery for that matter, they are all locked away. The world is covered in an artificial bubble to protect from the poisonous gases of the atmosphere. All oxygen is artificial. Robots live side by side with humans and are about to rebel... It just goes on and on.

What I'm saying is I have to go to the year 2892 and kill Amabo so that I can become king of the world...

Okay, but yes; on the note of time travel and speed; time does fly... very quickly... soon I'll be worm food... great (:

But in the mean time, before I become worm food; I sort of mapped out a plan for my life...

So I graduate high school; either spend four years at the Naval Academy (if I get in) or go to USC or UCLA (hopefully) on a ROTC scholarship... major in history; and they'll pay for my college and give me a stipend.

Graduate and try to become a flight officer... which adds 2 years onto my 5 year minimum service. Add one more year and I get my graduate school paid for. Have alot of fun and do awesome stuff in the military and make some cash on the other side. (Pay is pretty good, alot better than the normal college graduate, and no tax or living costs and alot of benefits). Spend 2 years in graduate school at some pretty nice school hopefully and get my PHD in History. 

Become a professor and go to Korea and teach at a university to support my family. Spend my spare time playing in a ska/rock/jazz band raising awareness about poverty. Spend alot of time in third world countries doing humanitarian work and making alot of friends along the way. 

Get married and have three kids maybe move back to the states or go wherever the wind takes me. Yes... and so thats the game plan... And then I can die happy and be glad to live that same life over and over again... (I'm following Nietzsche's philosophy haha)

But unlike Nietzche, I'm not an athiest or anything like that; I hope to go to heaven... not live my life over and over again; heh

But... "everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die"

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